Midvalley, of all places ...

Dear self,

Yesterday I was dragged to MidValley for CNY shopping by dear wifegirlfriend. Bought hamspers and whatnot from Eu Yan Sang for her family and mine. Took usher about a whole hour to settle on which ones to buy.

We then went around the mall looking at odd stalls set-up in conjunction with the nearing CNY festivals. Spent on the famous Petaling Street Air Mata Kucing ... dayum just because they set it up in MV Megamall, they charge RM2 for 4 oz. of sugar + a whole cup of ice. Bought RM4 worth of "Dang Dang Candy" (the ones chinaman uncle will whack with a chisel and hammer at Petaling Street).

There were chicks everywhere, like ... miniskirts here, there, everywhere!!!

Bought a pair of polo-tees for my girlfriend, a good deal I would say ... only RM56 ...
Tried on some pants, found out I look too gay with it, didn't get it.
Tried on a jacket, found out it was of lousy quality (the zip gets stuck) ... didn't get that as well.
Went looking for a gift for girlfriend's colleague ... didn't find anything suitable either.

Decided to catch a movie impromptu, bought tickets for "Faster" starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. For the first time I skipped the queue using my GSC Card. A nice change of feeling I would say.

Went to Italiannies @ The Gardens Mall for dinner, Girlfriend's treat for my coming birthday. Food was okay, service was great, place was excellent.

That's all folks, the rest are non of your concern.

Good Morning to everybodymyself

Surprisingly the route home yesterday wasn't jammed up, most probably because some of them Chinese people gone for an earlier CNY holiday. Dinner yesterday was okay, but the vegetables seriously tasted bad, with some kind of a foul stench, or maybe it's just me.
I ended up not doing much before hitting the sack ... re-watched Rush Hour 3 with my girlfren and she fell asleep. As usual, I poke around my iPhone (hoping to discover something new) before I dozed off.

As for today, I went over to WATATIME at Midvalley to get my Swiss Military Watch adjusted so it would be a better fit, unfortunately for people like me with Gorilla hands they can't do much to alter the length of the strap, removing too much makes it not wearable and removing not enough will make it loose. In the end they removed enough for my hand to fit in but it is still kind of loose, but who cares, I has a Swiss Military Watch by Chrono.

In other news, ShumBF sms-ed me about a raid in a hotel we stayed at during our trip to Ipoh about a month ago. Reminder to self: Go for slightly more expensive hotels, it's better than getting your face published for just "being there". For people who are interested to know which hotel, you can contact me.

Actually - I am very much still alive

Dear Self, and loyal Readers
(who the heck reads this sh*t anyways?),

      It has been awhile, say about 3 - 4 years since I last posted anything here. Yes, working life since I was nineteen has taken its toll on my time, my life, and everything else that came after. Now I am old as sh*t, yet to complete my studies, and still working. How cool is that? Anyways, it is nevertheless a good attempt to revive  this personal track log of my syok sendiri adventures.

A very overdue message to dear Ms Cheng

SUZANNE... THE NONYA KETUPAT WAS SO FREAKING NICE WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MUCH MUCH MORE, WHAT A WASTE. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. (>oo<)

A brighter day...

Hi again dear reader. Thanks for reading. Today is not so much a bad day at all,sleepy day though. Not much to describe. Fine weather. I was not late for work. Had very heavy breakfast today. Hmm, it seems my payslip has got an error somewhere again. Those bastards owe me Rm100 for my Public Holiday working day again. As usual. Nothing to be made a fuss of. My tummy was having thunderstorms the whole day. GAS!!!! Eewww.

I wasn't itchy today, hallelujah ... it feels good once in awhile not to look like a monkey everywhere I go. I only had fruits for lunch today, since the breakfast got stuck in between my esophagus and my tummy. Pineapple. I wonder why, I have these cravings for pineapples recently. I even started to like pineapple juice ... one of the most dreaded fruit juice of all times in my life. The end of the world must really be getting near.

Today I thought about lots of stuff beyond what I usually can imagine. I usually think about what food to eat next. Today was weird. I thought of how huge our universe is, and what other life forms would exist, because I just cannot accept that we're the only ones around. Lets say I am right, why would God make them all so far awaya from each other? Or did He even made them at all? Are we really alone? Sometimes science and religion really can never get along well. What is the meaning of life at all ... wasting away in working hours ... people enjoying themselves.... and then they die ... people forget about them. I suddenly had this feeling I don't want to just die and be forgotten like that. It's just not nice to know I am no longer in this world and people stop remembering Yap Phak Hoe ever walked the planet earth. How would you want to be remembered when you leave?

Weird thoughts aren't they? Well, anyway I am really happy today...Ahyee sent me a couple of msges ... flirting around with me ... haha, long time since we ever done that. Boyfren Girlfren ... doing stupid stuff together and then laughing at it for both being dumb and dumber.

At the end of the day at work, good news came upon my colleagues and I, BOSS gonna join us for Karaoke the coming Thursday... does that mean he'll get the bill? We're all assuming as well as hoping. Haha. May God Bless us this Thursday eh? Hmm, at this very moment, I'm thinking about everyone else in BF.Classmates. Wonder where they are and what they're all doing now. I am the latest last one to start my studies, speaking of which, I ain't even started yet at the meantime. Darn. Oh well, I'm just a late bloomer I guess hahahaha. Hey if any of you guys and girls are reading this, I love you all ok? Take good care of yourselves and keep in touch. You guys and girls were the warmest and closest bunch of bozos that I ever  had. Thanks for the great time.

Hmm, I guess I am too lazy to type the rest of the day... I will stop right here. Nothing much of interest anyways. Oh yeah, I am about to start training to get my six packs back ... I wonder if I ever will succeed. I am such a lazy guy after all. Wish me all the best will ya? Goodnight and Sweetdreams people. God Bless.

The Chicken is back on the Grill

Hello there people of the world. Suprise surprise surprise!!! Yes, you are not seeing things, I am back. Long long wait for those who actually read my blog (I wonder why they would still come to my page when it was last updated since 200 B.C). So how has it been for you people out there? Made a fortune yet? Getting married soon? Anyone missed me at all? Hello? Welcome again to this senseless piece of  masterpiece of what I call my life. Parts of it, jotted down in history to warn others on not taking the same route as I did (or would do) in your life. You see, my life is extraordinary, yours is just ... well none of my business anyway.

So Christmas ended months ago, even CNY is over. Here is what really happened during my MIA period. I didn't really have a problem with the blogger at all, I was just frustrated the blogger somehow vomitted my uploaded pictures back to me stating there was a problem with my pictures or something, I tried to reupload and everything just went hanged, and pages of pricelessly typed out words went totally missing. Gosh I was so pissed I didn't bother to come type anything at all after that. Welcome to my world I guess. I am naturally lazy. I get things done through others. Smart ain't I? ~Evil contented laugh~

Lets see, what do I have to boast about here? Hmm, OH YEAH... I'VE GOTTEN BAND 8 IN MY IELTS EXAM. Oh-Yeah I have got Band 8 You have got no Band 8 ... Oh Yeah...So who wansh stha have a pish of zeez Shinaman now eh? What a cocky dude eh don't you think? Bluek!!!! I don't care I've got BAND 8 (in your face).Muahahaha. Ok that was retarted. Lets move on to more serious matters shall we. Hmm, I am now seriously thinking ahead of .... what breakfast to eat tomorrow morning. I have amazing skills of planning ahead of others, such as what to eat for the next few days's lunch and dinner. I have decided to eat nothing for tomorrow's breakfast. That settles the issue.

COME ON, LAUGH YOU PEOPLE THAT WAS FUNNY SHIT...LAME BUT FUNNY SHIT. Ok... just lame, no funny shit. Fine. I admit it. I am not good at humouring people. So I'm sorry, if you actually laughed (or even just giggled with a snort), you must really be a pig. You laughed... didn't you? You're a pig. Oink oink. (>oo<) Tired already of reading through masses of useless garbage that contain nothing but pure bull of a psycho's mind. So, since the Chicken is back on the Grill, anything that you people would like to let me know? Post it on the chatbox on your right ok? Today was the usual, waking up and going off to work. Bought a bag full of Thailand snacks for my colleagues. Gone in matter of seconds. Not very much to say about work, I did nothing more than watching TV and eating pizzas and then gettin my daily afternoon-during-work nap. You would want to be me for now... getting paid to do no shit. Wasting my life away in a pathetic company. I am under-valued. I am leaving soon for good anyway, just a few more weeks to go. Grab my bonus and pay and leave the place for good.

Honestly, things has been really bad for me... not to mention financially downhill, relationship's gone sour. I am nothing but a walking piece of meat now. Feeling so dead inside, I can't even hurt anymore. I have not gotten a hug or a peck on the cheek from my girl since I don't remember when. I wonder if I stink... anyone can introduce me to any nice cologne? I am so down inside but nobody actually feels it. I am a very good actor. I am always the happy go lucky guy who seem to have no worries at all. I am not. I am only human, and humans need attention and love from time to time. Sigh, I wonder if she knows I am deprived of love from her... I don't expect much but... a little hug would do me good.  I woo girls anywhere anytime, but my jelly heart is always there with her, wonder if she knows it.

I miss you, wish that I could just hear from you. Every time it rains heavily, I think of you. I wonder what you are doing at the moment. My heart is starting to miss you again. Phone rings, why won't you pick up ... Why do you sound so cold these days? Have we changed? Or just you? Remember the times, we walked in the rain. We sat by the lakeside ... staring into nothingness... Wish I could be there once all over again. Tears flow endlessly...is it raining now? Or is it raining inside me? When can our wounds be healed? Can I walk you home again? Just like old times ... In a world where only the two of us exist. If you are there, I want you to know, I am here.

Sorry for the Inconveniece caused...

Hi all, due to certain frustrations and screw ups with blogger and my photo uploads, my previous two posts had been delayed and STILL delaying, terribly sorry for those who actually read my blog and were waiting for some new stuff to read about... I'll surely fix it in no time TATTEBAYO!!! I won't take back my words, that is my way of the Ninja. Your forgiveness is very much appreciated. Thanky thanky. Don't glare at me with an annoyed look just because of my slow update, I will glare right back at you with that fearsome face (refer to pic).